A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure! (The Seamen Sexology, Volume 2)
In the sequel to the love-hated banned gay pirate romance novel, There s Seamen on the Poop-Deck!the salty seamen of the Raging Queen learn that the Duchess of Dicker has stolen the Golden Rod and hidden it ... in her person. (Ew.) Can Coxswain Trim get to Dicker, seduce the Duchess, and extract the Golden Rod before it s too late? For those who like gay suspense and gay pirate romance novels, My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours will fill you up right!
REVIEW
Never have I seen something so depraved. --The Marquis de Sade
The people of Russia have unanimously chosen to burn this book, both in protest of its content and to keep us warm at night. --Igor Yakov, racist, misogynist, homophobe
I hate you so much. --Juan de Cojones, cabana boy
About the Author
François le Foutre was born in Fontenay sur Bois (the land of wood!) east of Paris. He entered the Navy immediately upon finishing his studies and almost immediately rose up to the rank of Rear Admiral. With a reputation for dominating his friends and enemies alike, he earned the moniker The Most Fearsome Fruit in All of France. Five years ago he left the Navy to enter the private sector. He is a five-time champion of the Beat Them Off with Both Hands tournament in France, the two-time champion of Blunt Force Drama: International Combat Tournament, and author of best-selling gay pirate romance adventure series The Seamen Sexology, including its banned first installment, There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!
